February 2012
36 posts
Cock blocked by a movie theatre full of French grannies. Just a regular Saturday night.
“Not to be outdone, Boris Johnson – who defeated Mr. Livingstone in the 2008 mayoral election and faces him again at the polls in May – told a magazine last year that two pints of beer during the day were beneficial: ‘You don’t feel drunk, you just feel ever so slightly superb.’”
- Globe and Mail
Well said sir.
“If you know that I am an unbeliever, then you know me better than I do myself. I...”
– Pier Paolo Pasolini (via human-voices)
A little light Saturday morning reading...
“If you tell me Christian commitment is a kind of thing that has happened to you once and for all like some kind of spiritual plastic surgery, I say you’re either pulling the wool over your own eyes or trying to pull it over mine. Every morning you should wake up in your bed and ask yourself: “Can I believe it all again today?” No, better still, don’t ask it till after you’ve read The New York...
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When it rains it pours...
Ohhhhhhhhh no oh no oh no. My (definitely extremely CUTE) federalism bro is most CERTAINLY NOT allowed to like me. I fear he hasn’t yet received that memo.
“You are beautiful like demolition. Just the thought of you draws my knuckles...”
– Henry Rollins
Holy gorgeous writing
I would please like a single “Happy Valentine’s” text. Or even just a “Whaddup bro?” text. Is that too much romance for a girl to ask for?
Yes, yes and yes…It sure is nice to get in touch with your pathetic side once in a while.
EDIT: I got a ‘like’ on a Valentine’s related post on Facebook…that’s modern love for you.
WatchBein’ Quirky with Zooey Deschanel (SNL)
A lot of work is getting done in my office today - we’re busy bein’ quirky.
"Them sheeps is funny lookin… Homie wearin' a...
My new favourite blog - Ghetto Hikes
The amount of nail biting that has gone on today is pathetic. Good work team, real productive.
First weekend of reading break: To-do list
Saturday
Paint your nails
Have funnn
Sunday
Don’t regret whatever the hell you did last night
I feel like I have my priorities well sorted out.
I am never turning 20 ever again.
Two separate declarations of undying love in 12 hours is way too much. And yes, one of them was in the form of a 6 verse, rhyming couplet ode to my amazingness…in French. Fuck being a French major.
And the one who I wish was writing odes to the curvature of my eyebrows is totally incapacitated by gales of laughter. RESCUE ME!!!
On the plus side this is...
"Umm so you and _______ are an item right?"
Ruh oh. This just got unnecessarily complicated.
Yelle - Comme un enfant
Avoue les faits espèce de...
“I will gain the most knowledge from those people I intensely love and intensely...”
– Deepak Chopra, The Book of Secrets (via human-voices)
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It is so much easier to be motivated to write a paper when you’re half in love with your professor. Every time I try to procrastinate, I just ask myself “Would Patrick procrastinate about French Literature?”.
The answer: Of course not, Patrick is perfection incarnate.
January 2012
23 posts
Self improvement initiative #155459
I shalt not send innuendo laden texts to boys I’m not interested in.
(But the jokes are just TOO DAMN GOOD.)
Move over Feminist Ryan Gosling - Liberal Ryan's... →
I’m so proactive it hurts.
“Jessie mentioned something about you trying to grow a second head the other day....”
– My favourite description of my current health adventure.
I have the best friends ever.
I kissed one of my bros many moons ago. We both have (totally unrelated) mysterious throat swellings and get shoved around from doctor to doctor.
Then…we both end up at the Ear, Nose and Throat clinic at VGH within one day of each other…seeing the exact same doctor.
Life you are way too funny. Carpooling to the hospital?
