Pamplemoose

Jessie mentioned something about you trying to grow a second head the other day. Personally I think that’s ridiculous because you have not only a very smart head, but a rather pretty one to begin with, and I hear the second attempt never works out as well.

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My favourite description of my current health adventure.

I have the best friends ever.

Kayne West - All of the Lights fr. Rihanna, Kid Cudi

Luckily it’s all in my head. Props for not being hugely aggravating.

Thanks Facebook. You know my 14 year old self too well.

Blackout of English Wikipedia - the #1 reason I became bilingual. Wikipedia.fr here I come!

But really “The US government ate my homework” is kind of the best excuse ever.

I’m not sure if I’m ready for life without Wikipedia.

I kissed one of my bros many moons ago. We both have (totally unrelated) mysterious throat swellings and get shoved around from doctor to doctor.

Then…we both end up at the Ear, Nose and Throat clinic at VGH within one day of each other…seeing the exact same doctor.

Life you are way too funny. Carpooling to the hospital?

Eeeeek. I don’t have any nails to bite - what’s a girl to do?

Good to know Sheila, good to know.

(Is is just me, or is Canadian politics getting a tad bit racy these days?)

Happy Saturday morning.